Savanna Newcomer Showcase 2018

It’s Soweto theatre Newcomer Showcase time again! Here’s us (with terrible camera skills) in 2013 when we were Newcomers… (i think this was the first year they did it.)

It’s such a fun night. And so exciting for the new comedians. We had so much fun back in the day. Here’s KG Mogkadi and myself in 2013  –  (That was the year Schalk Bezuidenhout won, even Khanyisa Bunu and Loyiso Madinga – mr Daily Show International Correspondent himself – were on the bill.) So you never know what stars of tomorrow you might see at the 2018 one!

2013 – It feels like yesterday…but also a life time ago. KG and I had road-tripped together to PE (we were about to launch our first comedy hours in Grahamstown at the National Arts festival. Me with ‘Yes, Really Angel” and KG with “Heavy”)… and Savanna flew us up from PE to Joburg for one night (baller!), we got to stay in a fancy hotel – and meet and network with all the other comics. Plus we got to perform on this awesome stage:

Angel and KG in 2013 – on the stage at Soweto theatre.

The nerves backstage as we drew our numbers in the line up out of a hat, and then paced around making sure our 5 mins were perfectly tight. Hosted by Kagiso Lediga, it was an epic night.

So do yourself a favour and go check out this year’s one – hosted by Skumba!
Here’s their media blurb:

What started out as an intimate showcase to give up-and-coming comedians five minutes in the spotlight, has evolved into an extraordinary nugget of something quite unique, something magical, something unmistakably South African.

Now in its 6th year, this special little get together at The Soweto Theatre has exploded into an unmissable afternoon of mingling with the who’s who on the social scene whilst grooving to Sunday afternoon tunes.  Add chilled Savanna ciders, Kaya FM DJ’s and the aroma of a delicious shisa nyama and you’ll start to get a feel for just how vibey the afternoon really is.

This all takes place in the theatre’s outdoor precinct before the showcase at 2:30pm and is included in your ticket. The real entertainment starts at 4:30pm when 24 newcomers from across the country get their first experience performing in an actual theatre instead of at their local comedy club.

As the first of a series of events produced by The Annual South African Savanna Comics’ Choice Awards, The Savanna Newcomer Showcase is attended by many in the comedy industry who come out to see who they should vote for in the newcomer category for the awards, taking place later on this year.  Expect to be astounded, astonished, surprised; 90% hilarious and 10% cringe-worthy, every year brings new, raw talent to this exciting stage.

Anchoring this year’s show is Skhumba Hlophe, the 2017 winner of the Savanna Comic of the Year Award and the winner of the Flying Solo Award for two years running.  Also known as ‘The Big Banger’, Skhumba’s not only a hugely popular DJ on Kaya FM (which is a result of him performing at the awards a few years back), but he’s also the one and only ‘Dlamini’ from the feature film Taxi Ride and its spin-off series of the same name.

Skhumba will give each of the comedians five minutes to show the packed theatre what they’re made of before buzzing them off and bringing the next newcomer on.

“Whilst predominantly attended by the entertainment industry and the comedy loving public, if you’re a casting agent, an ad agency creative or just someone who wants to know who’s going to be the next big thing, you need to get yourself a ticket!” says Diego Jacobs, Savanna RSA Brand Activation Manager.  “Savanna created this event to give our country’s talented newcomers a platform to shine and we’ve seen standing ovations annually for new comics that come out of nowhere and blow us away.”

Previous Savanna newcomer winners include: Daniel Friedman (Deep Fried Man), Dillan Oliphant, Schalk Bezuidenhout, Loyiso Madinga, Ebenhaezer Dibakwane, Thabiso Mhlongo and Yaaseen Barnes.

The Savanna Newcomer Showcase takes place on Sunday 20 May 2018 at The Soweto Theatre, Johannesburg. It has sold out for three years in a row, so hurry and book your seats.

Tickets are R150 and include a Savanna Premium Cider and a meal Click Here

www.webtickets.co.za

www.sowetotheatre.com

The pre-show party with food, drink & DJ’s starts at 2:30pm, the show starts at 4:30pm.

Dress to impress, as the show’s filmed and broadcast on 1Magic DStv channel 103 a month after the event.

No under 18’s. Alcohol not for sale to persons under the age of 18.

#SavannaCCA

Visit www.comicschoice.com for more information and to buy tickets to the 8th Annual South African Comics’ Choice Awards on Saturday 8 September 2018 at The Lyric Theatre at Gold Reef City.

Event Information:

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Top of the Times. Top of the world.

I’ve had a pretty incredible ‘birthday week’ and so far 35 is kicking 34’s ass… and we’re only 4 days in!

I awoke on Friday to texts from people saying “congrats on the cover” and my bleary eyed brain was trying to piece together what they meant. I knew I had done an interview with Robyn Cohen for the Times, but I didn’t realise it would be ON THE COVER!

But it was. I quickly ran to the lounge to tell my roommate… he already knew, he’d already seen it. *eye roll* – Siv already knows EVERYTHING. I wanted someone to be excited about it, for the first time! I hadn’t even seen it yet,  all I had were the photos on my phone that people had sent me.

So a few hours of email admin later, I eventually pulled myself into a sparkly skirt and put on some red lippy (birthday week extraness) and headed off down the street to the corner store (that also has an ATM, because WHO has cash on them these days?!) to draw cash, and buy a Cape Times. Yay.

Wouldn’t you know it, the shop was closed for Mosque. Friday lunch time. Ugh. Stupid me. Now I cast my eyes around desperately, I saw the other corner stores, but I knew they wouldn’t take card. I needed cash.

There was a man standing, smoking outside his hair-salon and I asked him if he knew where there was an ATM… he pointed quite far down the road (did I mention that I was wearing precariously high heels – that I really shouldn’t be, what with wobbly side-walks and my old-age?) So I sighed and said mostly to myself, “I just want to buy a newspaper!”

He jumped into action, and said “which one?” “The Cape Times.” at which point he went back into his store, came out holding a fifty and said, hold on, I’ll get it for you.

I protested. I didn’t mean for him to solve my problem.. he shushed me and immediately disappeared around the back of the closed store, tapping on the windows to tell his friend to open.

He didn’t even know WHY I wanted the paper. He was just being kind. I stood there helplessly for a few minutes, waiting for him to come back, realising what a joyful blessing this human was. Making my paper-purchase so much more meaningful. The world truly is filled with a lot of joy and kind gestures, when you look.

He emerged from the side alley, holding the paper – with MamWinnie Mandela on the main cover. I thanked him profusely, he brushed it aside. I found out his name was Jimmy, and then I told Jimmy, that his little act of kindness actually meant more to me than he’d realised… and standing on the street, with this stranger/new friend – we paged through the sections, and I pulled out the arts section, which I was proudly gracing the cover of. He and I both got excited and jumped up and down!

Joy.

yay!

If you missed the article, you can read it here:

What a great way to start a Friday.

This is me realising that they REALLY didn't care. Lol

I was trying to show the tourists in the bus next to me that I was on the cover. They didn’t care. lol.

 

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Aesthetics11 – more like Ass-thetics 11.

Hello lovelies. As many of you may know, it was recently my 35th (shock, horror) birthday.

Luckily for me I’ve been signed on as a ‘Social Butterfly’ with Aesthetics 11  (previously Legs 11) and their #EvolveWithUS campaign. What does this mean? 

It means I’ll be doing Lamelle Beta plus chemical acne correction peels and High frequency treatments at their Greenpoint, Cape Town clinic. Lamelle is a proudly South African product. I’ve been using the Lamelle Clarity AM moisturiser (a day cream that contains potent active ingredients that treat active acne and maintains clear skin once the acne has resolved.) 

I can honestly say it’s changed the whole feel of my skin. It’s reasonably priced, and used in conjuntion with Acnevelle (an oral supplement that contains zinc picolinate and nicotinamide) I’ve noticed a huge improvement in break-outs. (Which, yes – I still get at 35. Sigh.) .  I’ll chat more about these (and the peels and high frequency treatments) in a future post.  Book your free skin consultation with Aesthetics 11 to find out more and use my referral code A11Angel to get 20% off your first Acne Beta Plus peel.

What I want to talk about today is my ASS. (Ass-thetics 11)

I’m additionally doing a course of Venus Body Contouring.  Which I’ve already started. Now, it happened by chance that we started on my bum. I wouldn’t have known which part of my body to ‘contour’ but I volunteered to be practiced on for one of the newer beauty technicians. And it was for the posterior… and come to think of it, that’s probably every (average) woman’s problem area. It’s certainly mine. And let me first just tell you – the treatment is sublime.

It’s completely non-invasive, which means no down-time afterwards.

(Not my bum)

It’s a radio frequency – so basically it just feels nice warm, and they slowly massage the area for about 20 mins a side (a butt cheek as the case may be). It’s like a hot-stone massage, or suntanning. It serves to firm, lift and contour the derriere.  For cellulite reduction, skin tightening, and wrinkle reduction for the face and body. I can honestly say, a week after that first treatment – I was walking past a full length mirror after a shower (I usually do NOT check out my little rump, it’s not got much for the looking) but I realised that it was looking smoother and better than EVER before. Even the condition of the skin was noticeably better! I’m telling you – I was all about shaking my bootay that day, and now I’ve booked more sessions to keep my bum in the butter.

You need about 8 sessions to really see the results, and they are shocking!

Also not my bum

This is the Science of how it works.

  • Powered by Multi-Polar Radio Frequency and Pulsed Electro Magnetic Fields
  • Heat energy activates the body’s healing response and natural fat burning process, shrinking fat cells, boosting circulation and increasing collagen production in the treated area. 
  • Targets problem areas that are resistant to diet and exercise e.g. tummy roll, love handles, bra bulges, knee folds, upper arms, as well as thighs and buttocks.
  • Safe for all skin types
  • Comfortable treatments with no downtime

It says “Comfortable Treatments” – no, they are blissful. Giving more contour and definition by breaking down fat cells under the tissue and tightening sagging skin in the area. You can have it on any part of the body, including your face.

I’m not just telling you this and leaving you high and dry. Here’s a deal for you this April! Go try it, and let me know what you think – I know you will love it!

Book your first the Venus skin tightening facial face treatment at Aesthetics 11 and get a Venus body contouring target treatment free.
T’s and C’s apply. Introductory offer for 1st treatment only. Limited to one treatment per person. Valid until 30 April 18.High fives for tight thighs!

#RandomHighFives.

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“Luck” in Pursuit of Goals.

Over the summer holidays I delved into a few books on my kindle, between taking selfies with my nieces and getting sunburned whilst wearing the full piece with lots of straps on the back, the one that would give me the weirdest tan – obviously.

As a creative, yes – stand up comedians are creatives, albeit we’re the lurking creatives in the back of the pond – I read ‘The Artists Way’ and ‘Big Magic’. Both bestsellers, written 30 years apart, both by women. (The future is female, but so was the past…) And there was an interesting thread, that was echoed in both books – it was almost as if the books were written by the same person, even as if it was the same book.  Uncanny. Two successful creative women, writing what they know to be true about their creativity – and those things echoing each other.

What is the secret to creativity? Well, it can’t be summarised in a sentence – that’s why I had to read two whole books – of which I am sure there are thousands more. Additionally, there’s nothing I read that I didn’t intrinsically ‘know’ – but to see it written out, helps to clarify. But there was an element that my cynical brain was initially a little skeptical about – a more ‘arty farty’ element. Of the Universe, a higher power, spirits, God. Aka The Creator.

Both books give over success of creatives to a higher power. An all present ‘creator’ – which we all immediately default into the box of what ever religion we identify (or choose not to identify) with. But if you (like me) reject that, it’s more conceptual than that.  It’s so digestable, that my very pragmatic comedian, atheist bestie – didn’t argue with me when I explained what I had read. He agrees. There is an energy force that wants creators to create. Artists are creatives. Creativity is the purest form of living. Or closest to God, if you will. Creators need to exist, and the universe wants us to create. Whatever that means for you. Einstein said ‘Luck happens when opportunity meets a prepared mind’. And every successful creative will tell you that their success came from a string of ‘right time, right place, right person’ happenstances in their lives. (My life included). But they probably leave out the fact that they had done the leg work. Been Prepared. Taken the steps to be ‘lucky’.

I recently saw a quote that said “The butterfly gets all the glory but the caterpillar did all the work” and that’s what life really is about. We’re looking at the butterflies above us, wishing life was that easy – however, just keep eating your leaf, dear one.  The universe, the creator, will throw the chances at you. “Luck” happens a lot more when you’re quietly working towards your goal. For every step you take towards your goal, the universe will be throwing chances at you. I know this to be true – because it happens to me. Often.

Here’s an anecdote: I went to New York City in 2016, a leap of terror as a comedian! I had no connections, per se, and I was just going to the Mecca of Stand Up to see if I could learn, watch and grow – and MAYBE – get on a stage, if I was lucky.

Oh, and I was oh-so-very-lucky. But was it luck? Or was it the Universe?

The Universe saw this leap of faith, and it caught me – carried me and I got so many lucky breaks, that it’s undeniable that it met me half way, and carried me through. (Every time I believe the Universe intervened, because I listened to that inside voice – I will add a *)

On my first night, in one of the biggest most sprawling cities in the world – I was walking to a comedy club (that my couch-surfing host and I had bought tickets to in Times Square that day, on a whim*) and as we were standing waiting to cross at the traffic-lights, one block from the club, someone hugged me from behind – it was two comedian friends from South Africa, who had happened to be walking past and recognised me*. Comedians who now live in New York City as writers for the Daily Show, with Trevor Noah*. (No, one o f them wasn’t Trevor). First of all, what are the odds? WHAT ARE THE ODDS!? Mathematically about 20 million to one. We were all very excited, Africans reunited in NYC, hugs, high fives and greetings passed, and they invited me to attend the Daily Show as a VIP guest in a few days time*, rather than a normal audience member (which I had already signed up for).

After that exciting meeting and exchange of phone numbers (which was more fortuitous than you might assume as both these comedian-writers don’t use Social Media much – one doesn’t even have a FB account – so had I not bumped into them, I doubt we would have connected.) I went to the first comedy club in New York City. I was so excited. Now, South Africa – we assume everything international is better, especially in the Big Apple, so believe me when I say I was underwhelmed. The comedy was ok, some of it was good. I’ve definitely seen better, though – at home. The South African level of stand-up is truly world class. We should be much more proud of our artists. Comedians, Musicians, designers – we are killing it. Seeing this comedy only helped to make me feel more brave. I could do that, I could do better than some of them. It was the first moment I allowed myself to dream that I might actually be able to perform here. I could hold my own, in NYC?! But now, I had to get stage time. Usually after comedy shows in SA, the comedians chill at the bar, and chat – so I had planned to go and introduce myself to the comedians after this show, and let the networking begin. But no. Clubs in NYC don’t work like that. They have about 5 shows a night, and hustle the audience out swiftly to bring in the next audience.

So, I was a little disheartened – at the end of that first night. I didn’t get to network, the comedy was only OK, and I didn’t learn anything. But I hadn’t accounted that I was now feeling more faith in my own abilities.

The next morning, my Couchsurfing host and I went to explore the city. We crossed the city, to the opposite side – sight seeing. Half-way through the day she recommended a burger joint nearby that she’d heard was good – so we stopped for lunch. And the waiter came and squatted by our table and WAS HE NOT THE COMEDIAN WHO HOSTED THE SHOW LAST NIGHT!!!???*

Right?! On the opposite side of the city! Thank you universe.

So of course, I introduced myself to him – and we swapped details and he told me about some of the more accessible, underground gigs he was involved with, and I should totally stop by and he’d organise me 5 mins. AMAZING. I was IN!

I stopped by, met more comedians, networked more – got given 5 mins, had some fun with the crowd, and was then invited back, with more time. A few days, and a few gigs later, I was asked if I would headline a show and be the featured comedian. Sorry what? I’m headlining in New York City? Granted, it’s the less main-stream clubs – But I’ll take it. We’re only a few days in.

Now things like this kept happening, and I’m not trying to write a novel. But from walking past comedy clubs, and bumping into people I’d met, who introduced me to more people, who offered me more opportunities, to going to the Daily Show with the SA writer friends, and meeting more Daily Show comedians at a baseball game*, who offered me more prestigious stage-time – the whole experience was a complete luck-ball.

Staying open to chance, saying yes to opportunities, meeting as many comedians (they really all bent over backwards to vouch for me), until I was performing at some of the most famous clubs in NYC. And also still jumping up at the dive clubs, to perform to 8 people at midnight. It was all stage time, and it was all golden. (And, one of those 8 people happened to be an international comedy club promoter, scouting NYC for comedians to bring to his country* … and he may or may not have gotten hold of me the next day, and we’re in negotiations. Watch this space.)

Looking back, and if those Creativity books are to be believed, none of it was luck – it was preparation meeting opportunity –  Opportunity thrown at you by the Universe. Who will truly meet you half-way, when you try. When you push yourself into that area that you’re scared you might fail in.

And you might fail. But you might fly. Either way. You have to try.

Good “luck”, dear one.


 

(*This blog post is another attempt for me in re-embracing the steps to my creativity.)

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Angel Campey in Devil’s Advocate – Fire and Ice Cape Town

Stand-up comedian, TV comedy writer and Smile90.4fm radio presenter Angel Campey is back with a new show and she is set to prove to us that she’s no angel, or at least to remind us that the devil was once an angel too. Her new comedy special, Devil’s Advocate returns from it’s successful debut at the National Arts Festival in Grahamstown to packed houses, rave reviews, standing ovations and sold out performances. IOL calling it her “Triumphant Return” to fest.

Devil’s Advocate is directed by multi-award winning director, writer and producer Tara Notcutt (Three Little Pigs, Miskien and Rob Van Vuuren’s WhatWhat & Life) this marks the first collaboration between these two power-house women and they are very excited to stretch each-other’s limits and uplift funny females.

Brought to you by popular comedian and TV personality Siv Ngesi (Mnet’s Wingin it and SABC3 Man Cave), Devil’s Advocate marks Angel’s return to SA comedy as her second special. Having taken a hiatus in 2016 to perform at some of the world’s top comedy clubs in New York City. She’s back, she’s badder than ever, with New York street swag and a stronger bladder. In 2017, Angel toured to Lagos Nigeria to perform alongside some of Africa’s top comedians with Basketmouth for Lords of the Ribs – all of these experiences have made it into the autobiographical comedy style that embodies Devil’s Advocate.

As one of the top emerging comedians in South Africa, Devil’s Advocate takes Angel’s comedy to the next level. Angel has a lot to say about our country, the status quo of her whiteness her gender – and her own life story. Whilst leaning hard on the hilarity that we can all relate to, she might rub some of your opinions up the wrong way – but it’s just the Devil’s Advocate.

Angel is also a TV writer for multi award winning, double International Emmy Nominated, satire news show Puppet Nation, ZAnews which has won 4 consecutive SAFTAs for Best TV Comedy and earned Angel 2 Muse award wins from the Screen Writer’s Guild of South Africa for Best TV Comedy Scriptwriting in 2016 and 2017. Angel was also nominated by the Department of Arts and Culture in 2015 for an Mbokodo Award in Comedy, honouring women changing their industry. You can catch her voice weekly on the Smile90.4fm Saturday Night Comedy Hour with Phil De Lange as she co-hosts an hour of hilarity showcasing local comedians and from around the world.

It is a Latvian proverb that ‘Even the Devil himself doesn’t know where a woman sharpens her knives’, well he certainly doesn’t know where Angel sharpens her wit. (Even though she’s not Latvian. She’s first generation South African, the daughter of British and Zimbabwean immigrants – and she has opinions on that too, you’ll have to catch her show to hear them!)

BOOK NOW

Devil’s Advocate. Court is in session at 8.15pm on Friday 15th December 2017 at the Protea Hotel Fire And Ice, Cape Town by Marriot.

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We could all do with more Sivilization.

There was a shooting at Cape Town International Airport this morning. Siv Ngesi was at Cape Town International Airport this morning. It’s his birthday. Imagine he’d been caught in the crossfire. There’s usually only 2 times that people tell the people they love how much they love them: Their birthdays and their funerals. Or near deaths. So today is a double whammy. Thank god Siv didn’t die today, mostly because the last thing he texted me was at 4.40am this morning, telling me to eat the Spaghetti and Burrito he left in the fridge coz he’s going out of town.  Can you imagine, the mere sight of Italian or Mexican food would have me sobbing with nostalgia for the rest of my life. Thank you for not dying today, Siv. I’d like you to keep it up for at least another 80 years.

18th October 1985, Jackie Ngesi gave birth to the prodigy that is Sivuyile Ngesi. As per his first one man show, “Sivuyile means, we are happy. But you people shorten it down to Siv. Siv means “we are h-.” But. Jackie, Mama – you could not have chosen a better name for this Xhosa boy-child that you brought to the world. Sivuyile. We are happy. This is a man who manifests happiness, attracts happiness, creates happiness and wraps it around everyone who encounters him.

Siv spreading happiness in Cuba for Wingin It.

I’ve lived with Siv for 6 years. He says 8. I compromise on 7, but I’m better at math. (You’re wrong Siv. I moved in with you in 2011. I know because you made me start stand-up comedy one month after living with you. 2017 minus 2011 equals 6. Don’t fight me.) But I don’t mind that you exaggerate it. I know you do it because it feels like we’ve been family forever. Anyway, Living together for these give or take 27 years has shown me the depths of the happiness this guy embodies.

Giving Siv a birthday present is impossible. Even writing this blog is a pain for him, coz he hates reading. But he’ll do it, because his level of narcissism outweighs his lazy brain. I’ve written a blog for Siv before – after our first year of living together. It’s here. Everything still applies. and SO MUCH MORE. (Well, everything applies except for the fact that I said Copposites was amazing. haha. But it WAS amazing. I’m blind with pride sometimes.)

The Siv I first moved in with was an embodiment of positive attitude and hustle. He was ExploSIV as you said. With his eyes on the stars and he talked the talk, more than walking the walk. The Siv I live with now is the same guy, but one who has actually achieved the level of fame and success that the 2011 Siv knew he deserved. (And he’s just getting started). ExploSIV has become Sivilized. And it’s a thing of beauty to have witnessed it first hand.

I also made him this video for his 29th in 2014.

Like every year – instead of material gifts – He used his birthday to get brands to donate to his charity. The Dignity Drive, for women in need of sanitary products. Someone like Siv putting so much attention on such a societally ‘taboo’ topic is helping in so many more ways than just the physical sanitary products they get. Thank you for changing the stigma, and also always being open to debate with me. Learning about street harassment, the Men are Trash movement, and most recently the Me Too movement. Siv and I have more arguments than people might expect, although – not if you realise we literally are brother and sister – and also, they are debates and they only happen because we are willing to engage and butt heads to learn and expand our opinions. Debating is tiring. But we are all learning, in this young democracy that is South Africa, we are all realising things we thought were ok weren’t actually ok, we are all adjusting – the internet has put a speed warp ramp on that. Siv is actively interested in making sure he’s aware of social adjustments, and that means questioning me till I get so frustrated that I cry. But we always manage to see eye to eye by the end.

2017. What a year, Sivuyile. On THREE prime time shows, across 3 TV stations. South Africa watched with jealousy (and laughter) as you and Janez Were “Wingin It” every Sunday on Mnet, or chilling in your “Man Cave” on SABC3 that got you SAFTA nominated and we watched with outrage as you were robbed the win on SABC2’s ‘Tropika Island of Treasure”.

Then you returned to stand-up comedy, and I’ve personally never been more proud. ‘Sivilized’ is a triumph. Again I worried, like I worried before you launched Race Card in 2012. (I don’t know why I waste energy worrying.) I was so proud. I laughed, out loud. And you know I’m a tough crowd.

The thing with doing blogs like this, is that I know everything I’m saying – Siv already knows about himself, His ego truly is as big as his heart. he really knows how great he is. It’s so annoying. But it’s also so inspiring. There are all these motivational quotes out there “If you don’t love yourself no one will” and we all think that’s profound and true, and we embroider it on cushions or turn it into wall art. But we don’t internalise it. We have that little voice of failure, of what if, of suspicion, of worry about what other people think. Siv, could not give less of a fuck about that voice. I’m sure he has it. (he has to have it, right? he’s not literally super-human). But he just ignores it. And look how he flies.

So – for all the Siv fan girls and boys out there, here’s some fun – roommate excluSIV facts.

  1. Siv’s music taste is: Musicals. All musicals. From the ones you like too, to those weird ones where they talk-sing the whole damn thing. Siv will talk sing along at the top of his lungs. He knows all the words, of course. He also really likes that Wild Thoughts song by Rihanna (if I have to hear that song ONE MORE TIME), and Whitney Houston. He went through an Adele phase – but I haven’t heard her much lately. Rihanna is the most gangster I’ve ever heard Siv’s music dip. And it’s one song. On repeat.
  2. Siv is so proudly South African. We recently had a fight because I was saying Nigeria is better than us. (We compromised on the wording: We as South Africans can learn from Nigerians.)
  3. He’s obsessed with Rugby and Cricket. Soccer can miss him.
  4. He eats a lot of candy. Like. A lot guys. Like bulk-jumbo bags will disappear in one sitting. He keeps marshmallows and jelly-tots in the freezer. They taste better frozen.
  5. He has never drank alcohol. He doesn’t drink tea or coffee either. His favourite is mango juice. He only drinks water out of necessity. He says water tastes like poverty.
  6. He falls asleep watching TV every time, as if that’s what the TV is actually for.
  7. His favourite TV show is Forensic Investigation and Crime Channel. He’s watched it so much he can solve any crime before the show gets there. He knows exactly how and what the criminals did wrong or right. It’s quite scary, he could commit the perfect crime. We always say of each other – if I called you to help me hide a body – I’d do it, and then afterwards ask you WTF happened. I don’t think he’d need my help hiding a body. He’s got notes.
  8. He’s messy. So am I, so it works. but guys, we’re messy. Clothes EVERYWHERE. That TV show Hoarders would have a field day with us.
  9. He’s laid back. So generous, so chilled, so not phased. He’s taught me to be less highly strung in general.
  10. The day I moved in, Siv had put a sign on the front door (our printer still had ink) that said “Welcome Home Dearest Angel, World Domination starts today. Booooooom” He also placed a pair of hotel slippers in my new, furniture devoid bedroom, with a Top Deck chocolate. (Because that’s us Angel, Get it? I’m black and you’re white!) Yes, Siv I get it, give me the chocolate.

Little could I have predicted. not only that you forced me into stand-up comedy (he also told Jason Goliath to be a stand-up, so he changed some pretty significant lives) but that you would become my producer, with 4 successful One woman show tours under my belt, and two New York City club tours, you’ve manifested happiness in my world by giving me comedy. Jason Goliath’s saying is “Love my Life” to remind himself how much better his life is now that he has comedy (thanks to Siv) and I started using “Laugh My Life” when I was performing in New York last year, as an homage to Jason’s saying, and also – by default – Siv.

Sivuyile. We are happy. Love my life. Laugh My Life. Happiness manifested. We could all try live with a little more Sivilization. Trust me. It’s literally changed my life. And look at his.

And it’s just the beginning.

I love being your roommate. Please buy milk.

x

NOMINEE ROOMIES. At the 2017 SAFTAs. Siv nominated for Best TV Presenter. Angel nominated for Best TV Comedy Writing.

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THANK YOU NIGERIA

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Angel Campey at CreativeMornings: Cape Town

I’ll be talking at CreativeMornings Cape Town next Friday, the 28th July 2017. The theme is Equality. I’ll be talking about the equality of being a woman in the male dominated comedy world, and also how laughter makes strangers equal and comedy heals our nation.

Hosted at: Media24
40 Heerengracht Street
Cape Town, Western Cape 8001

When: July 28, 2017
8:30am – 10:00am

What is CreativeMornings?

In 2008, Tina Roth Eisenberg (Swissmiss) started CreativeMornings out of a desire for an ongoing, accessible event for New York’s creative community. The concept was simple: breakfast and a short talk one Friday morning a month. Every event would be free of charge and open to anyone.

Today, attendees gather in cities around the world to enjoy fresh coffee, friendly people, and an international array of breakfast foods. Volunteer hosts and their team members organize local chapters that not only celebrate a city’s creative talent, but also promote an open space to connect with like-minded individuals.

The growing archive of past breakfast talks is humbling. From design legends to hometown heroes, speakers are selected by each chapter based on a global theme. CreativeMornings remains free thanks to the support of local sponsors, generous venues, and longterm partners.

CreativeMornings Speaker for Friday 28th July 2017

What they said about me:

Angel Campey is a stand up comedian, TV writer and Radio Presenter.

Her first time on stage came after roommate (well known comedian, presenter and actor, Siv Ngesi) convinced her to take her funny ramblings from her blog and Twitter and say them into a mic, back in 2011. Since then she’s been making people sit up, take notice and laugh all over South Africa.

As a stand-up she spent much of last year performing in New York City where she quickly earned her stripes and was headlining at some of the top comedy clubs in the world. Locally, Angel has has toured the country with her first one woman show, ‘Yes, Really Angel’, which launched in 2013 at the National Arts Festival in Grahamstown to rave reviews calling her a “Dark comedian with razor sharp wit” and “nothing short of hilarious”. Angel has just launched her second comedy hour, titled Devil’s Advocate which is debuting at National Arts Festival 2017.

She’s performed on Comedy Central Africa, done a TedX Talk, is one of the resident Queens of the Kings and Queens of Comedy franchise and was nominated in 2015 for an Mbokodo award in Comedy by the Department of Arts and Culture, which honours women changing their industry.

She hosts The Angel Campey Show, Fridays 12-1pm on 2oceansvibe Radio and co-hosts the Smile Drive on Smile90.4FM with Maurice Carpede every week day from 3-6pm.

With the birth name Angel, she jokes that her career options were limited to stand-up comedy or stripping and with her lack of dance skills, she’s glad comedy works for her – but won’t object if you still want to throw dollar bills at her while she’s on stage.

See you there 8.30am, Friday.

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67 Minutes of Laughter for Madiba Day

 

(press release)

Gone are the days when one would be short of ideas on what to do for their 67 minutes of making a difference. From painting classrooms, feeding hungry children, to donating blankets, it’s all there. But over the past few years, a least expected way of making a difference in the lives of the less fortunate, seems to have grown to become a favourite. Napsta Entertainment brings you the annual “67 Minutes Of Laughter” comedy show, a stellar comedy production. And after four years of laughter and giving back, this annual charity comedy show will be making another return. This year, it’s bigger and better. Not only will the event host 36 comedians over a 4 day event in Johannesburg (at Parker’s Comedy Club), but Napsta Entertainment will simultaneously also be hosting a special 67 Minutes Of Laughter Cape Town show, the first ever to hit the mother city, hosted at the award winning Cape Town Comedy Club, featuring 16 of Cape Town’s top comedians. Your line up is as follows:

Tuesday, 18 July – The Cape Town Show: Host – Kurt Schoonraad, Featuring: Nik Rabinowitz, KG, Carl Weber, Conrad Koch, Rob Van Vuuren, Shimmy Isaacs, Tracy Klass, Angel Campey, Yaaseen Barnes, Brent Palmer, Paul Snodgrass, Phil De Lange, Eureka Nkese, Gino Fernandez, Mum-Z, The Napsta & a special set after the show by DJ Azuhl.

As is customary to this initiative, proceeds from the show will be donated to the Nelson Mandela Children’s Hospital, to honor Tata Madiba’s dying wish of building a children’s hospital. The hospital will be a world class, state-of-the-art dedicated pediatric facility, providing specialized care to the children of South Africa.

So, whatever style of comedy you’re into, we’ve got you covered. This night promises to bring you top-notch comedy from Cape Town’s best comedians. Be part of this great initiative by purchasing a ticket. Let us come together and make this dream a reality. Let’s do it for Madiba!

Tickets for the show on Tuesday 18 July 2017 are R167 and available from any Computicket outlet or Shoprite, Checkers stores

Buy now.

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Things I’d rather be doing.

Time. It’s not on our side. I don’t know what the Rolling Stones were thinking. Every moment is more precious than the next. We can’t even wait 15 seconds before clicking ‘skip ad’ and then sighing. “How DARE the internet delay me from my 2 hours’ worth of cat videos!”

That said, I’d rather go to home affairs to change my name to ‘Cuddlesticks McSadbum’ than claim from insurance. Oh my gosh, all of the questions and the “are you SURE you were not driving your car when that wrecking ball landed on it in the parking lot? Was Miley Cyrus involved?” No thanks.

I’d rather spend hours feeding the internet trolls than claim from insurance.

When my TV got stolen, it was easier to just stop being friends with the person who borrowed it than make a claim (true story). Honestly, I’d rather be a hermit with no mates, alone on a Friday night than go through that admin nightmare. Heck, I’d much rather drink orange juice after brushing my teeth. Speaking of which, “time to claim from insurance”, you say? Oh, sorry I just scheduled a root canal – a far better experience I’m sure.

Yeah. Time. It’s not on my side, and there’s a lot of things I’d rather be doing. Dealing with the admin of claiming from insurance is not one of them, and you can insure that opinion. But don’t try claim back when its time comes!

What are some things you hate, that are somehow still better than claiming from insurance?

Comment here or tweet with #ThingsIdRatherDoThanClaim, and let’s all grumble together.

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